Oh no - she has man hands.

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Took me five minutes and a pair of helping hands to figure out how to use this Ergo, but we were able to vote successfully!

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Baby Mama has me in nose-running tears. It’s not ok what hormones and lack of sleep can do to a normal person.

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I can now say this w “authority” since I have one - all infants look the same: like little old men (if old men were wrapped in Hello Kitty blankets).

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Daytime nanny caught sleeping on the job already; cooking, post-partum foot massages and infant Korean lessons are hard work.

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The two most traumatic parts of giving birth: 1) an IV in my hand for 24hrs+ that I had to hide from myself w a cut-up sock and 2) being left alone w a baby to learn breastfeeding (not pleasant nor intuitive). Also note my flattering compression socks in the background - why the F do I still look pregnant after this ordeal?

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Our family is finally complete! Welcome Eloise and hello again my old friend!

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