Having a kid is starting to get entertaining - minority of the time still.

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She is starving, crying straight at my wine-filled boob, and refusing to drink this pre-pumped milk. #roseallday

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Motherhood is a full contact sport. Wrist braces are my reality now.

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Insta just reminded me that 3y ago this was our only (part-time) baby. Miss those days - maybe a decade or so left before I regain a fraction of that freedom?

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Can’t figure out her opposable thumbs to hold on to rabbit but manages to pluck individual hairs out of my head while I’m burping her.

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Trying to look & act like my former self tonight but pretty sure the spritz of No 5 isn’t masking the dried milk on this nursing bra and tried to pull off zipped & buttoned jeans bc I only know leggings now.

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On strike from tummy time. Apparently she inherited my athleticism.

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