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Andre Villers

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My hotel room's daybed. W private fountain behind. Love love love.

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I want to live where rosé is not just a line, but a whole page of options.

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Making friends

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I don't really know what to think of this (from wall of hotel room).

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A proper saucisson plate includes butter. Bc it's not either/or - they go together like ramalamalama...

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Weatherman's forecast today: "le soleil va dominer." Yessss.

August 31, 2014 at 03:19PM via Facebook

My god these are just everywhere... You *almost* get tired of them.

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Something is not quite right... Am I still in China?

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Hmmm. Pizza Madame?

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Shoulda gone here

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Tilting at windmills

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One is rose, one is water. They're so similar-looking I may just throw down the wrong one...

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Alrighty then.

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Pilot's announcement at take-off: "Today's flight will take slightly longer due to new route around the Ukraine." For the first time, I'm ok w a delay.

August 29, 2014 at 02:35PM via Facebook

Look what Lufthansa gave me! I think they *like* like me.

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My new screen saver... I'll be there when I wake up!!! (Love that Ambien.)

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Super creepy security video.

August 28, 2014 at 10:04PM via Facebook

Am getting giggled at by my team bc this is what I brought for elevensies. Where do I even begin my rebuttal???

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This is interesting.

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Transportation infrastructure not so advanced... And yet they managed to build a high-speed train (if you ignore the mega-crash).

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I think they're clouds, but they just make me want Nerds.

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Shenzhen footwear

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He seems proud of it.

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"Orange" wine. "White that acts like red."

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There is an arm wrestle (preceded by a fruitless negotiation) going on over the last slice of steak.

August 22, 2014 at 10:40PM via Facebook

Awkwardly suggestive carnival food. It's a crispy cookie tube filled w soft serve ice cream that people suck out of the end.

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Email from co-worker: "[assoc's name] can't come to meeting. She can't move, it's her period. She drank hot water and is resting in the bathroom." What is this? High school gym class?

August 22, 2014 at 11:52AM via Facebook

This thumb divot is amazing. (I had no idea "divot" was spelled w an 'o.')

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I take it back, I like it here again. A news headline from today, translated by colleague: "Citizens plagued by "falling feces" in front of supermarket." HAHAHAHA!

August 21, 2014 at 02:06PM via Facebook

Scratch that. Terrified of living here. Just saw roach in my cube.

August 21, 2014 at 11:07AM via Facebook

Bangkok: $9. This is when I love living here.

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I guess if you're known for your seafood, these would be normal items to sell at the airport duty free...

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Change can randomly include HKD. I think I made a few cents on this exchange.

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Bottled water: drink of choice for Chinese gamblers.

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This is seriously a brand?

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Cheese and honey

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I guess I should be flattered that the waitress said this was "more than enough" for lunch. But she has no idea what I can put away, esp if it's crispy and pork. I knew it, I need to add the Spanish cheese platter to my order.

August 19, 2014 at 01:50PM via Facebook

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Vegas in Chinese... And Portuguese. So weird.

August 18, 2014 at 09:36PM via Facebook

My co-worker gave me these fruit (longan, a not-as-tasty lychee) but warned me not to eat too many bc I would get "shang huo," literally translated as "up fire," which she translated as "hot inside your body."

August 18, 2014 at 09:38AM via Facebook

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Stinky durian

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The beach - more like tent city. I only saw one woman's midriff. Strangely, also v few towels to be seen.

August 17, 2014 at 11:25PM via Facebook

A few things from my beach walk: no one sits on towels, it looks like a tent city, umbrellas are everywhere (that's just China), women are mostly fully clothed, men prefer the boxer brief look, and it's ok if children get tan.

August 17, 2014 at 11:21PM via Facebook

Found: living the bucket list

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Apparently there is something inside you can eat?

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Art class

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Ah - foreign concessions...

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