Screen time starts early w soccer highlights - parents of the year, here...

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First the ear hair, then baby acne, now cradle cap. We’re not winning any baby pageants but she’s got a good personality!

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Drinking buddies

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I don’t know if this is over proofed, under proofed, or just a poor bake, but Paul Hollywood would not be having this.

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Thank god for the Breast Friend or might never eat breakfast.

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💩 so plentiful & powerful it burst out of the diaper and through the onesie. Every day a new surprise to look forward to.

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While my mom works on the Korean, @nikinac21 is handling the French w some amazing onesies!

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Eureka! Figured out a way to shower without needing to call in the reinforcements.

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The Dock-A-Tot works equally well as a Dock-A-Cat when your cat weighs more than a small child.

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I see laser hair removal in her future. Or maybe we can use her back-of-ear hair to supplement her sgraggly head hair.

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Now I’ve gotten so severe at the swaddle it’s leaving imprints on her arms (ok? not ok?). Wish this was a video so her farts were captured - she lets loose every time the swaddle is undone (again: ok? not ok?).

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Quite possibly the funniest baby gift so far. @iza_melob thank you for this and the other goodies!!

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My mom and her Korean flash cards - getting started early

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25 days down, the rest of my life to go. Now her crying is only like nails scratching my eyes out, compared to the ripping out of my heart from the first 2 weeks... so, this is progress?

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More hardships to endure for breast feeding.

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Head cheese - I 💜 you

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I’m clearly a natural at this swaddling thing.

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This pic accurately represents breastfeeding right now. Thank you to all the friends that warned me it was more painful than birth - you were right.

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Oh no - she has man hands.

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Took me five minutes and a pair of helping hands to figure out how to use this Ergo, but we were able to vote successfully!

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Baby Mama has me in nose-running tears. It’s not ok what hormones and lack of sleep can do to a normal person.

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I can now say this w “authority” since I have one - all infants look the same: like little old men (if old men were wrapped in Hello Kitty blankets).

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Daytime nanny caught sleeping on the job already; cooking, post-partum foot massages and infant Korean lessons are hard work.

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The two most traumatic parts of giving birth: 1) an IV in my hand for 24hrs+ that I had to hide from myself w a cut-up sock and 2) being left alone w a baby to learn breastfeeding (not pleasant nor intuitive). Also note my flattering compression socks in the background - why the F do I still look pregnant after this ordeal?

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Our family is finally complete! Welcome Eloise and hello again my old friend!

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How is there still a long line at Trader Joe’s at 10am on a Tues? Are all these people on maternity vaca??

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Someone’s got five on the crib

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There is an anonymous book fairy that is mailing me hints to use this week to cram for what is ahead. Reveal yourself so I can thank you!

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Last time I buy anything at @ikeausa They sent me wrong pieces, phone lines hang up on you, then I trek to Red Hook where there’s a 90min wait for CS. Not worth it at all.

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Am I smiling? Crying? Definitely “ambivalent” according to @nlenicheck ! Thank you @nikinac21 for a rose-themed shower to celebrate not drinking.

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Balenciaga

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I love these sidewalk patios

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First ever live match!

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I’m coming back every day until I have to leave.

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French makes everything sound better 🇨🇦 🇨🇦

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Small pleasures: my Uber playing this when I get in.

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Just got a free juice w a “congratulations.” Pregnancy silver lining! #pretamanger

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I love visiting foreign grocery stores

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Worth the rainy day detour

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Bentonville has filled w fancier restaurants & bars since I lived here. Fayetteville has gotten a mechanical boar.

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“Moms wear ugly blingy sh*t because the light inside them has DIED” - Ali Wong (I’m just getting a few months head start)

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Still going strong 6hrs later - allez les bleus!!

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This duck is no match for 3 Asians. Plus app & dessert to come. (#yesfilter to make us even yellower.)

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8:30am: no better time for tacos de lechon

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I like a place that appreciates the anchovy.

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Breakfast of tourists

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Morning World Cup at the juice joint. I find it unlikely that anyone in the country is working right now.

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