Screen time starts early w soccer highlights - parents of the year, here...

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First the ear hair, then baby acne, now cradle cap. We’re not winning any baby pageants but she’s got a good personality!

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Drinking buddies

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I don’t know if this is over proofed, under proofed, or just a poor bake, but Paul Hollywood would not be having this.

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Thank god for the Breast Friend or might never eat breakfast.

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💩 so plentiful & powerful it burst out of the diaper and through the onesie. Every day a new surprise to look forward to.

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While my mom works on the Korean, @nikinac21 is handling the French w some amazing onesies!

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Eureka! Figured out a way to shower without needing to call in the reinforcements.

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The Dock-A-Tot works equally well as a Dock-A-Cat when your cat weighs more than a small child.

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I see laser hair removal in her future. Or maybe we can use her back-of-ear hair to supplement her sgraggly head hair.

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Now I’ve gotten so severe at the swaddle it’s leaving imprints on her arms (ok? not ok?). Wish this was a video so her farts were captured - she lets loose every time the swaddle is undone (again: ok? not ok?).

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