This would explain why she’s always sick: licking on the jungle gym and wondering around NYC barefoot. My mom remembers that bow but not her socks?!

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Hard to tell who is learning to count on their fingers here: the baby or my dad?

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That annoying kid who sits in the front row and raises their hand for everything. (And WTF, she never pays attention to me like this.)

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#teamSW looking not nearly as sweaty as they felt!

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Elle at her office. This activity cube is serious business and demands a strict dress code of frilled hot pants.

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@pwu_88 @sohara6931 oh no - how else will we know how hot it is from our window??

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The local library thought it was a good idea to host a venomous exotic animals meet & greet for kids. It looks like my mom is guiding Eloise’s hand to touch the gross snake but actually she is holding her back as tries to grab it. Still aggressive! 😃

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Forget Babiators, we’ve moved on to Ferragamo.

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I hope croissants are good for babies

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In true only child manner, she is seeking out the adults in the library playroom and acting like she’s part of the convo.

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My poor mother wants so badly for the baby to grow hair. I don’t know how this photo was taken but I can only assume it involved scotch tape.

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She seems to have inherited @nlenicheck ‘s complexion. I hope, like her egg allergy, that this too will pass.

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She may be an impossible milk/formula feeder but she loves roast pork (pernil) so all is good.

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