Another 8am #parentingfail. But the cute bandaid makes it ok.

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She reads to us now. Enunciation is lacking but she makes up for it w strength of conviction.

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You’re a parent when everyone else is heading out (in costume) and you’re heading home. I miss the old life.

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I forgot that you always ask for dressing on the side outside of the city. Although at 10:15am the waiter greeted me w “can I get you a beer?” so you gotta respect their style here.

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She plays so hard she literally works herself up into a sweat all day every day.

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8am parenting fail: Eloise fell and jammed her tooth into her upper lip causing much crying and some blood. I won’t be able to survive many more of these, she needs to live in a padded bubble.

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She’s already getting rides from older kids. Luckily I’m there to supervise.

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Happy all-female spacewalk day! Incidentally, this is Eloise’s favorite toy at the library.

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They’re discussing the New Yorker over milk n’ soda

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That’s $25 worth of meat sandwich for the plane

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New Orleans shopping ❤️ ❤️

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My view at dinner. Beautiful.

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She thinks all toys are opportunities for deadlifts. She hoists them over her head and walks around like a WWF belt.

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After all my worrying and fighting to feed her, this week a toddler passed by Elle and said “fat baby!”

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One toy in each hand is no longer sufficient, she needs a third around her neck.

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