I thought it was uncomfortable when my (male) masseur walked in as I lay topless on the massage bed. Then I thought it was uncomfortable when he made me remove my tights for a shoulder-and-back massage. I thought it had gotten as bad as possible when he yanked my underwear down to oil my butt for a deep tissue rub. But then I felt his long nails dig into my skin. (That is just not ok.) And yet it didn't get fully awkward until the very last minute (of the excruciating hour) when he carefully pulled my underwear back up. Oh god, I am a Victorian. Also not sure how to use up the rest of my membership since I clearly cannot go back in there again.

January 14, 2015 at 10:42PM via Facebook