Just arrived in AR after a 12-hour truck drive with my parents and needed to stretch my legs, so my mother and I went to the hotel gym before dinner.
This was my mother's first time at a gym so I had to show her how to use the machines. She started because she was going so slow that the elliptical machine would periodically pause itself because it thought she had stopped moving.
So every few minutes while I was running I would hear her hollering at her machine: "Alriiight! I'm coming!"