I keep forgetting to work this in, so just so I don't forget, Denise's story:
I was saying I was a terrible label whore, and in a fabulously magnanimous moment, Denise told me she used to be so bad that she once bought a Dior fan. FAN. I asked her when the hell she managed to use this object and she said: "In the club."
So glad she lives 2 blocks away from me in HK.